February 2012
116 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I have to stop taking these meds…. I don’t want them
Sad state of America
Ok so this is a rant blog on how horrible americans have become. Rhianna who could have been an excellent role model for abused women is making music and hanging out with the man who beat her so bad she wound up in the hospital. People already tweeted how chris brown could be them cus hes so how and now this pop star is basically saying yeah your right hes hot so let me just pretend it didnt...
My boyfriend packed me lunch and made me breakfast :) He is so amazing
I’ve gained another 5 lbs this is insane …..
